Bold the statements that are true to you
Italicize the statements that you WISH are true
Leave the fibs alone
(As usual, I end up parenthetically commenting on a number of them- DQ)(As do I.)
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch TV these days. (It's not baseball season yet.)
I own lots of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games. (Well, on the PC, anyway.)
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Worked very hard to avoid this, in fact.)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (More like 10 years. Maybe 25.)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart. (Not nearly.)
I've broken someone's bones. (Not yet.)
I'm paranoid sometimes. (Because they are out to get me.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair (Well, it's long for me.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings. (The landlord won't let me put mine in the front yard.)
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends. (Still figuring out how I managed that)
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (With tongue. There are pictures.)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I used to hate people, but it took too much effort.)
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I wish I could be seen with my mother. ;_;)
I have a cell phone.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before. (Tried it? We used to be on a first-name basis!)
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (One of the few mistakes I haven't made, thank God)
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends. (They are actively discouraging this, in fact.)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Ha ha, yeah right)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friends's ex. (God, what a mistake THAT was.)
I am happy at this moment!
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job. (I like my job, but it's not that good.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced. (No piercings, no tats. I don't hold with it.)
I walk barefoot wherever I can
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Now I'm looking for another one besides not dying soon.)
I'm proficient in a musical instrument. (Used to be.)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant. (Not at McD's, but I did put in time with Arby's.)
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies. (The 10% that aren't crap, that is.)
I think water rules. (It sure beats the lack of water.)
I went to college out of state.
I like sausage.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people. (Some of my friends probably think I should bold this.)
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals. (Ugh, no.)
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Working on this.)
Climbing trees is a brilliant pastime.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at least one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie. (Had to give it up.)
I know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy. (Oshiete koi was happiness?)
I am an adrenaline junkie.