"Disturbing, But Oddly Satisfying Vision Update: A comment from Mrs. Peel too good not to promote to the mainpage:
Of course! It's Constitution Day!
*envisions the Constitution taking bodily form and rampaging through Congress, avenging the abuses it has suffered*
"Oh, you want me to JUSTIFY eating you, Senator? Just read the COMMERCE CLAUSE! What's that you say? The Commerce Clause governs only interstate commerce? NOT ACCORDING TO YOU IT DOESN'T! NOM NOM NOM"
Om nom nom, indeed! Run, Senator, Run!"
From Ace, source of the finest madness.