After you've filled this out, tag 10 people and have them do the same.
1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: my daughter
3. Last text message: ditto
4. Last song you listened: Adrian Belew - Not Alone Anymore
5. Last time you cried: Months ago.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Yes.
7. Been cheated on: Yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: Yes.
10. Been depressed: Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up: Not since my 20s.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: Yes
16. Fallen in love: No.
17. Laughed until you cried: No.
18. Met someone who changed you: No, I'm pretty obdurate.
19. Found out who your true friends were: Mmm...already knew who they were.
20. Found out someone was talking about you?: This always happens. Don't mean nothin'.
21. Kissed someone on your friends list?: Yes, but not romantically
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life? All but five of them.
23. How many kids do you want to have?: More; depends on what (theoretical) next wife wants.
24. Do you have any pets?: Bubba, but he's more of an ex-pet.
25. Do you want to change your name?: Not only no but FUCK no.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Ate steak at home.
27. What time did you wake up today: 10 AM.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Reading His Share of Glory
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: Meh. Nothing in my life is that urgent.
30. Last time you saw your mother?: Last October, during the interment; last time I saw her alive, May 2008.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Nothing. I regret NOTHING.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes.
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: The lack of a job.
35. Most visited webpage: It would be a tossup between Facebook and Instapundit.
36. Whats your real name: Kevin
37. Nicknames: Wombat, Chief Wombat
38. Relationship Status: Divorced.
39. Zodiac sign: Libra
40. Male or female or transgendered: Male
41. Primary school: Forest Heights
42. High School: Oxon Hill
43. College: Metropolitan State University
44. Hair color: dark brown
45. Long or short: Short. Still conforming to AR 670-1 after all these years. :)
46: Height: 6'1"
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: I'm too old to be having crushes on people.
48: What do you about yourself?: My eyes. I'd be really unhappy if I had to do without them.
49. Piercings: None
50. Tattoos: None
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
52. First surgery: Appendectomy.
53. First piercing: Pending, not likely to happen
54. First best friend: Brian
55. First vacation: Coming down the Alcan Highway with my parents and driving to Panama City by way of Montreal and Haverhill, 1967
56. First crush: A girl in my fourth-grade class.
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: nothing
61. I'm about to: go shower & head out for lunch
62. Listening to: Gee as in Jesus
63. Waiting on/for: to finish this meme
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Already got 'em.
65. Get married?: Been there, done that. Maybe again if the right woman turns up.
66. Careers in mind?: Teaching, but another job mangling spreadsheets is more likely
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses.
69. Shorter or taller: Same height or a little shorter.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Meh.
73. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive in my old age, but I can still do loud.
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: These days I'm hesitant.
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Yes
77. Drank hard liquor: yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Glasses, though I seem to be growing out of that. Finally.
80. Broken someone's heart: So I'm told.
81. Had your own heart broken: Yeah.
82. Been arrested: No
83. Turned someone down: Yes
84. Cried when someone died: No, I wait until later.
85. Liked a friend that is a girl?: Yes. Duh.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: Yes
87. Miracles: I kinda have to.
88. Love at first sight: No.
89. Heaven: Yes.
90. Santa Claus: No.
91. Kiss on the first date: If she wants one, I'm not fighting it.
92. Angels: Yes.
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: No.
94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?: No. I'm a one-woman man.
95. Did you sing today?: No
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I wouldn't. This is the best time to be alive ever.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it?: Wouldn't. Fuck it, drive on.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No.
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: Guesses for grabs, man. ;)