Cut to spare the f-list. Because I'm cool like that. :D
A - Age: 49.
B - Bed size: Queen-size futon.
C - Chore you hate: Dishes.
D - Dog's name: The one in the box is Bubba. The floppy one is Beauregard.
E - Essential start your day item: Underwear.
F - Favorite color: Black.
G - Gold or Silver: Silver.
H - Height: 6' 1".
I - Instruments you play(ed): Trombone.
J - Job Title: Accounting clerk.
K - Kid(s): Two.
L - Last movie seen: The Watchmen. I have some DVDs laying around I'm going to watch someday...no, really!
M - Mom's name: Mary
N - Nicknames: Chief Wombat.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than childbirth (if applicable): Last December; laid up for five days with a leg infection.
P - Pet Peeve: Don't know that I have one.
Q - Quote from a T.V. show: "Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers...that smells bad."
R - Right or Left Handed: Right.
S - Scared of: Blindness
T - Time you wake up: Sometime between 0600 and 0700. Once you've been fired, what's the point of hurrying to be on time in the morning? :V
U - Under the water or Up in the air: Up in the air, preferably nap-of-the-earth at 120 mph.
V - Vegetable(s) you dislike: Brussels sprouts. Truly an invention of the Dark One.
W - Ways you run late: Usually by underestimating how long it'll take to get someplace.
X - X-rays you've had: I think all parts of me have been irradiated at some point.
Y - Yummy food you make: Bread. Irish cake. Pretty much anything that involves baking.
Z - Zealotism: Revolutionary Girl Utena and Goonfleet.