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An epic for the Postmodern Age, declaimed by the master poet Iowahawk:
The Idiossey

You gotta admit, it beats that crappy poem served up on Inaugural Day. :D



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Jan. 23rd, 2009 06:48 am (UTC)
Oh, man, wasn't that awful? Oy. It was worse than the Maya Angelou one at Clinton's first. You'd think that, as many people go through Presidential speeches, someone would have said, "Hey, can we see a draft of that poem?"

If I'm ever elected President, all poetry will be outlawed, with the exception of dirty limericks.
Jan. 23rd, 2009 01:27 pm (UTC)
All poetry after Frost should be reclassified as prose, and ceremonially burned at the end of each year.
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