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Ganked from GVDL, whose curriculum vitae is a lot more colorful than mine...


It’s simple. Just list all the jobs you’ve had in your life, in order. Don’t bust your brain: no durations or details are necessary, and feel free to omit anything that you feel might tend to incriminate you.

Dishwasher at the Knights of Columbus.
Ice cream scooper/stockboy/cashier at High's Dairy Stores.
Printer operator and tape drive monkey for the Census Bureau.
Russian linguist for the Army.
Voice intercept operator, ditto.
Teletype operator, ditto.
Unit armorer, ditto.
German linguist, ditto.
Courier
Supply sergeant (part-time), Maryland National Guard
Copier operator
Infantry team leader, Maryland National Guard
Temporary worker, Kelly Services
Copier operator, Xerox Reprographic Services
Vacuum cleaner salesman
Jammer operator, Army Reserve
Helicopter ECM/ESM operator, Army Reserve
Temporary worker, Dolphin Services
Assistant manager, SuperAmerica
Assistant manager, Little Caesar's
Bob from Accountemps
Grain accountant, ConAgra Flour Milling
Specialty grains accountant, Burdick Grain
Bob from Accountemps (again)
Editor & publisher, Rebel Baseball Review
Stringer, USA Today's Baseball Weekly
Staff accountant, Wells Fargo & Co.
Treasurer & Vice-President, Anime Twin Cities Inc.
Chief of Registration, Anime Detour
Chairman, Anime Detour
Secretary, Anime Twin Cities Inc.
Bob from Accountemps (yet again)
Project accountant, PCM Construction
Bob from Accountemps (yet again)
Temporary bookkeeper, Creative Financial Staffing
Bookkeeper/office manager/Man Friday, Wilbar Truck Equipment


Not tagging anyone, but I encourage my f-list to go for it. Many of you have had interesting lives with surprising jobs.

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