So it's back to the Sprawl, where I will get my money back from Radio Shack only to spend it on another phone. Maybe. Possibly. After that I think I'm going to want some dinner and some human company. We'll see how that works out.
UPDATE: So I went back to Radio Shack, returned the camera cable, added another line to my Sprint account, and had Sprint switch the new account into the dead Katana and the old account into my new m300. Sadly, they couldn't switch the contacts over with the number, but at least everybody who wants to call me doesn't have to learn a new number.