So I abandoned plans for a moderately complicated dinner and fell back on bachelor mac & cheese, which hit the spot. Waiting for the water to boil allowed me to do most of the dishes, so that too was a win. I think I'll slap together a couple of sandwiches for tomorrow before I hit the rack and call it a night.
Got the payment schedule from the Evil Banking Neighbor, which holds all my student loans but one, and the payments are truly staggering: $666 and change a month. No shit! As soon as I find that statement from Nelnet, I'm going to consolidate the lot and see if I can stall them off until I actually have either a teaching job or a job that pays me a lot more than I'm making now. Or I win the Powerball, which is admittedly a lot less likely than options 1 or 2. Bojemoi.