Anyone who has ever worked retail will appreciate the Acts of Gord. Anyone who has ever acted like an idiot in a game store, whether or not they're Canadian, will cringe while reading the Acts of Gord. Now, apparently, there is a webcomic devoted to the deeds of the Gord, if in somewhat exaggerated form.
I think this is where Megatokyo might have wound up if Rodney had won the creative struggle with Fred.
After yesterday's feast, I have an immense supply of leftovers, many of them vegetables and tubers. Time to make space in the fridge and eat a healthy meal for a change.