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The things you miss in Wikipedia

No wonder Her Majesty's reign has been so long: Reuters claims she has ten times the lifespan of workers and lays 10,000 eggs per day. It's a wonder she has three hours spare to go through her boxes. In other news, Reuters and Quaker Maid Meats bring us new frontiers in edible undies. Probably not so great unless you're one of those folks into steak tartare. (h/t Rachel)

While we're on the subject of food, despite experiencing repeated gustatory satisfaction with the McRib last week, I still managed to drop a pound, which brings me down to 418.4. Imagine what I could achieve if I were actually showing a little bit of discipline.