wombat_socho (wombat_socho) wrote,
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Hey, kids - It could have been worse

Her Dooceness offers advice to people who think they know how to raise your kids better than you do:
I’m surprised you haven’t been reported to child welfare with how public you are about some of the things you think and do regarding your daughter. Paper towels are very dangerous for your daughter to chew on. She could suffocate. don’t let her be alone with them. I’m amazed at how foolish you can be sometimes.

When you call Child Welfare, PLEASE get the story straight. Not only do I leave her alone with paper towels, I set her in the middle of a flea-infested floor and surround her with sharp objects and porn. Then I turn on a wood-burning stove in the corner of the room and seal all the windows. Before I leave the room and lock the door, I stick a bottle full of vodka in her mouth, you know, to muffle the screaming.


(Indirectly because of Professor Death, who was actually linking to one of her posts about b00bs and the Nobel Prize...)
Tags: family drama, linkagery
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