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Fashion tip of the week

Ladies, no matter how marvelously tight and and easy on the eyes your rear end may be, may I suggest that wearing shorts that advertise them as the MAGIC KINGDOM is going a little bit too far?

phoenixalpha and I spotted a thirtyish Edina woman thus clothed on Sunday and were momentarily shocked before exploding into giggles and guffaws, respectively. Jokes were made sotto voce at the fashion victim's expense, and phoenixalpha's eyes went wide. "OMG," she said. "I thought it said 'Magic Condom.'"

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onsenmark
Jul. 20th, 2004 04:03 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I hate when womenm wear shorts, etc., with words across the arse. I mean, what if they tell you NOT to look at their butt, and you HAVE to do so in order to read what's written on their backside? O_o
tokenfanboy
Jul. 20th, 2004 08:13 pm (UTC)
Now, now, maybe she just got back from Orlando. They do sell a lot of Goofy stuff there (pun intended).
wombat_socho
Jul. 21st, 2004 03:23 pm (UTC)
Oh, there's no question she got the shorts at Disney World. Still, much like the mothers who let their teenage daughters out of the house wearing shorts proclaiming that their teenage buns are "Juicy", you have to wonder - what the heck was she thinking?
tokenfanboy
Jul. 21st, 2004 05:25 pm (UTC)
I'd have to see it before I passed judgement on it. ;) Tacky though it may be, did they at least look "magical", or was it like that gross guy in the ad that's running in some movie theaters currently?
wombat_socho
Jul. 21st, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
O my brother, the kingdom appeared most bewitching at least, if not truly magical. Yes, she was in fine form indeed and filled the shorts out very nicely. It made me long for a camera. :P~~~~~

::wipes keyboard::
tokenfanboy
Jul. 21st, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)
And you're complaining about what again?

Those shorts are probably a great conversation starter for guys too shy to approach her otherwise. The possibilities for double entendres to break the ice is endless (so to speak). You know, with Disney shorts, she just might be a fangirl. Hmmm...sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy bit "You might be a fangirl/fanboy if..."
wombat_socho
Jul. 21st, 2004 08:25 pm (UTC)
You're probably right, but she was pretty obviously married. (Yeah, I left that out. It added nothing to the story.)
tokenfanboy
Jul. 21st, 2004 10:08 pm (UTC)
That's kind of necessary information. Now she's just a tease, advertising what nobody else can have.
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