You know it's going to be a screwed-up day anyway when you're in the middle of an exchange of LJ comments with a cute Ukrainian gal half your age - and it's about matyorshchina. #^_^#
Well, whatever else happens, there'll be ribs at the end of the day with jamestrainor and phoenixalpha, because it's his birthday. I'd invite my mom, because it's her birthday too, but she's a whole time zone away and needs ribs from Famous Dave's like she needs a hole in the head.
With that, into the shower and off to work. I think I'll hit McDonald's on the way to the bus.