| × I have broken someone's bones.
||✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Lots, actually. Wouldn't you like to know?)
|| × I hate the rain. (Not nearly as much as snow.)
| × I'm paranoid at times.
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
|| × I need/want money right now. (Check back with me next week. ^^)
|✓ I love sushi.
|| × I talk really, really fast.
||✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does it count if nobody's ever complained?)
| × I have long hair. (Never in my life.)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been there.)
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (Yo, bro!)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (No, but I see wigs in my future, thanks to the KAG.)
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
| × I like the way that I look. (I could stand to lose about 100 pounds, and I'm working on it.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Like I'd admit it here if I had.)
||✓ I am usually pessimistic. (And I'm rarely disappointed.)
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized. (I have mixed feelings about this, and there's really not enough space to go into it here.)
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends. (Well, acquaintances and people on my f-list, anyway.)
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex.
||✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
|✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (For books and music, anyway.)
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Not ever. My mom rules.)
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
|✓ I currently like/love someone. (Affectionate towards many, passionate towards none.)
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
||✓ I want to have children in the future. (Well, I',m open to it, anyway.)
|✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Cloth and disposable. Yuck.)
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (Doesn't everybody?)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (I have some scruples left, and this is one of them.)
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music.
| × I would die for my best friends. (I'd rather live for them. That tends to be easier anyway. :))
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Yeah, as if.)
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
||✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (It went badly, and I hated her for years as a result.)
||✓ I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat. (I've voted for them, usually as the lesser of two evils.)
|| × Republican. (See "Democrat".)
| × I don't even know what I am.
||✓ I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I did when I was young.)
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
|✓ I love my job(s). (It's the management I can't stand.)
||✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles. (It's not that kind of relationship.)
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours. (Nope. Black is the festive color of my tribe.)
|| × I usually like covers better than originals. (Most covers suck and suck badly.)
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
|| × I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Of course, I weighed a lot less back then.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
|| × I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Not on your tintype!)
|| × I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
|| × I am a caffeine junkie. (I like my coffee, but I wouldn't say I'm a junkie. I can quit any time I like! ~_^)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I'm looking at plenty of time in Purgatory as it is, thanks.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist. (No, I'm a writer.)
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
||✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (States, yes; countries, well, I'm one short)
|| × I am extremely flexible.
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
|✓ I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Movies and music...music's the worst.)
||✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Three is many, right?)
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Babes in business suits are t3h hawt.)
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Well, who does? I can live with it, though.)
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
||✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
|| × I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
|| × I'm a judgmental asshole. (Judgmental, yes; asshole, no.)
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I wish I had him back.)
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
|✓ I am a Libertarian. (A Falangist Libertarian!)
||✓ I can speak more than one language.
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|✓ I have no piercings. (Or tattoos, either.)
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
|| × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (No, but I find it a lot easier to fall asleep and sleep well.)
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
|| × I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Fandom used to qualify, but not any more, really.)
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
|✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (These days, yeah.)
||✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Actually, I just don't care. Does that count?)
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
|| × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I used to.)
||✓ I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
||✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (There are a number of women who fall into that category, actually. #^_^#)
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
||✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos. (Chipotle rules O.K.)
||✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Also Spanish, Jewish, Basque, and possibly Scots. It's all good.)
||✓ I have a thing for redheads. (Anything but blondes, really.)
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
| × I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
||✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (They're the same, mostly.)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (No, but I once triple-shotted a Mocha Java at Caribou. i was really hurting for sleep but it was only 2 PM.)