wombat_socho (wombat_socho) wrote,

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The Thursday morning report

Bookshelves assembled last night: 0
Progress made on novel: None
WW points blown at dinner: 30 (v. bad)
Time wasted reading Fandom Wank: 3 hours (v.v. bad)

OMFG. I haven't laughed so hard for so long in ages. Some fans are COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE, and F_W mocks them to within an inch of their lives.

Unsurprisingly, the fandoms mocked most often and to the greatest extent seem to be LOTR and HP, the latter of which seems to be inhabited by an excessive number of people who think the author has no idea what she is doing and therefore should leave the series in the capable hands of the fans, who will see to it that Harry x Draco (in the mandatory leather pants) forever while Snape rules all as Supreme God of Sex and Destroyer of Bears, as is right and just because Alan Rickman is hot. I tell you, some of these people are completely unmoored from reality. Don't even ask me about the squid. *shudders*

Now we know why American students' academic achievements suck. They're all writing horrible, horrible HP slash instead of doing their damn homework. Actually, it's possible that they're writing HP slash as homework, after which they go to college and learn to whine about how The Man is Keeping Them Down and suppressing all the femslash.

I think I'll just concentrate on my work for a while and try to recover my lost Sanity points. The many-angled ones that serve the Elder Gods have nothing on these kids when it comes to warping reality, let me tell you.
Tags: the bush of fandom
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