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The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Where would you take onsenmark on a vacation?

Hanaukyo Mansion, where it would be revealed that he is Taro's illegitimate son and heir.

Who would win in a fight between cajones and phoenixalpha?

phoenixalpha, but it would be a Pyrrhic victory since he would fall on her in his death throes and chebutykin would then beat her to death with action figures while she was pinned and helpless.

Will digex ever amount to anything?

You mean more than he has already? It could definitely happen.

Is maggiedemay a morning person or a night person?

Neither.

How will tokenfanboy die?

Gloriously.

Would windelina be better described as a hero or a villian?

Depends on her mood.

What's the biggest difference between ursulav and tjstriker?

She thinks we need more wombats. He doesn't.

Whom is basilpsyche attracted to?

Nobody on my f-list.

What is chebutykin's religion?

She is a Corrupt Cultist, of course!

How many siblings does jariten have?

AFAIK, one.

What do you think of when you see michaellee?

Eating his brain for all the tasty tasty Dr. Who knowledge.

What does animeamiee spend the most time doing?

Plotting her takeover of the City of H with its vital anime distribution industry.

What would your life be like if you had never met huladavid?

More boring. Definitely more boring.

When was the last time you talked to chibitoaster?

SogenCon? I think it was back then.

Can jamestrainor do a headstand?

Probably.

Where do you think rubyd is right now?

Asleep.

Can revolutionaryjo become invisible at will?

Only when the stars are right and she has her evil pirate mojo working.

Can joelrosenberg raise the dead to perform common household tasks?

Yes, but his wife doesn't like the way they leave random chunks of spoiled meat all over the carpet, and the kids complain about the smell.

What is minionofamiee's sexiest feature?

His pants. Definitely the pants.

What kind of underwear does willow_one wear?

Himitsu.

Do you envy cthuljew's job?

Not in the least, but somebody's got to do it.

Who would make a better window-washer, thaadd or stuckintraffik?

Probably thaadd since she's lighter, faster, and can summon her armies of insectoid ninjas to her aid.

Did tatsmaru steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

Oh yeah. No question.

What do danae and joel_rosenberg have in common?

Hanh? She's Jewish?

What is petsnakereggie's favorite meal?

Blog and trail mix with a side of oyster wings.

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Do you feel enlightened now?