June 13th, 2006


[Insert dumb Ardennes analogy here]

Another good weigh-in this week - I'm down to 417 pounds, which is a drop of three pounds from last week. Wonder how much of that was due to being sick as a dog on Saturday? Regardless of the cause, it's progress, and in fact I'm fairly sure that the journaling during the week is having a good effect. I don't expect to shed another six pounds before Convergence, but it's not completely out of the question. It's just a matter of staying on this two pounds per week pace, which isn't unrealistic at all. We'll see what happens, I guess.
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Elmo must die.

Further, I would be happy to personally bust a cap in his furry little leech ass.
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Or at least cut off his food stamps, which is really the issue here since nobody but the most fevered moonbats really thinks Sesame Street is going to die if Congress cuts 25% of CPB's funding. I mean, look at all this corporate cash rolling into the coffers, to say nothing of the mad bags of cash being made off Tickle Me Elmo and all the other licensed gear.

Closer to home, the lion's share of CPB cash gets spent on Minnesota Public Radio, including a little less than a quarter-million on revolutionaryjo's favorite iPod station. That's over three times the lousy $62,000 that CPB spends on KFAI, an arguably more diverse station that serves Hmong, Somali and other ethnic communities.

This isn't about MPR hogging the Federal cash trough, though. My real problem with MPR/NPR is that they've fought for years against low-power FM stations, hand-in hand with their for-profit fellow members of the National Association of Broadcasters. Having lost the technical argument over interference years ago, NPR and NAB resorted to naked political clout to keep LPFM licenses rare and hard to get. Pretty strange behavior for people committed to "alternative views", if you ask me.

And don't give me that noise about PBS providing an "alternative to corporate media". It doesn't begin to hold water. Even a few minutes spent listening to PBS (or pledge week on any public radio station, for that matter) reveals plenty of commercial involvement, often from the very corporate giants so reviled by the Left. The only difference between the ads on PBS and the ads on ABC/CBS/NBC are that PBS doesn't interrupt the programming with its ads (exept during pledge week) and doesn't have as much T&A. So at the end of the day, since "the owners determine the content", what's the difference between PBS and ABC/CBS/NBC? I'll wait here while y'all figure that out. Take your time.

So. You want the kind of music Clear Channel or Infinity doesn't play? Fine. Go buy an iPod. Don't come around asking me to lobby my Congressman to help subsidize it, though.

No Fitzmas for YOU!

So apparently our Dark Lord won't be indicted for telling the press what they already knew about Valerie Plame. Now he can concentrate on getting everything in order for another massive crushing of souls in November, w00t.

Well, I hope whatever he expects us Evil Minions to get cracking on works better than his last brilliant idea. Because when New Jack Republicans are ready to throw you under the bus, you better realize that it's time to get cracking on the stuff that's really been pissing off the base and quit screwing around with the feelgood crap. Like, this whole immigration thing? People can read, and they don't like what's in the Senate bill.