July 20th, 2004


Fashion tip of the week

Ladies, no matter how marvelously tight and and easy on the eyes your rear end may be, may I suggest that wearing shorts that advertise them as the MAGIC KINGDOM is going a little bit too far?

phoenixalpha and I spotted a thirtyish Edina woman thus clothed on Sunday and were momentarily shocked before exploding into giggles and guffaws, respectively. Jokes were made sotto voce at the fashion victim's expense, and phoenixalpha's eyes went wide. "OMG," she said. "I thought it said 'Magic Condom.'"