P: That was a pretty cool top she was wearing.
P: I don't think I've ever seen a woman wear something that sheer without a bra underneath, though.
W: What? She didn't have a bra on?
P: Nope. Didn't you notice?
W: I never even noticed. I am getting old.
The really embarrassing part about this for me is that [deleted] was standing about six inches away from me and her boobs were right at eye level. Oy.