Nestle Barge to Ply the Amazon, Bringing Ice Cream and Rage - Business - The Atlantic:

What is best in life?

"Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper".
-Cohen the Barbarian

Y RLY.
If nothing else, Megan's providing a valuable public service by turning a spotlight on these arrogant "public health" jackasses that know what's best for everyone else.

Related: CSPI Wants to Make Your Happy Meal Sad. Will no-one rid us of these troublesome scolds?